February 2012
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snookidoughicecream:
what would u call it if u had pitch black nipples?
niggles
911: hello
me: i'd like to report a missing person
911: whats the name
me: Katy Archer
911: description please
me: kinda oompa loompa lookin
me: you know what she's probably tanning
beyoncebeytwice:
when a website doesn’t let me copy an image i just take a snapshot of it
neneleakesweave:
reblog if your tabs are always like this! <3
hashtagshittedonem:
Wake up in the morning feelin like P Diddy
grab my glasses im out the door im gonna hit this city
Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack
Cause when i leave for the night I aint comin back
wvnderbar:
if i was a porn star and some guy came up to me saying he was a huge fan i’d thank him but i probably wouldn’t shake his hand.
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mrsstamos:
alec’s last name is white and that’s something vaginastew wanted to be #proofalecisvaginastew
u are so heartless dsfjsd;klfj;sldkfjsd;lk
pregnat:
doomf:
pregnat:
boners are so inconvenient jfc
bitch u stole my joke
this is no joke
farisbueller:
remember when i asked dominos to put julian casablancas on the pizza box
and they did
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frittatanipples:
sigh
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mostgay:
I JUST CAME ALL OVER MY FACE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS SO SILLY OMFG
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thepregnancypact:
see people on the news, add them on facebook
Watchsassyblackblogger:
sassyblackblogger:
i’m not joking i really can’t get out of the bathroom
i’m dying……………….someone………….please……
brucejennertalia:
commanderinqueef:
tamingofthehebrew:
TOGGAF BACKWARDS OMG I JUST GOT IT OMG
ARE YO UGUYS ALL SERIOUS
johnstaymoist:
wrong hole
frostitution:
EVERYTHING IS SO MUCH FUNNIER WHEN YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO LAUGH
1612th:
sleep is kinda like the friends with benefits version of dying because you get all the enjoyment without the commitment
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bronicki:
how do i win my boyfriend back
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duaneremade replied to your post
i don’t see how getting effed would be a bad thing heh sorry that was lame
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whiteboygimmeyourbread:
Racists make me sad.
jehovahswetness asked: Lol nevermind he just said he has a 6 inch penis BIGGEST LET DOWN IN THE WORLD U CAN HAVE HIM NOW I'M DONE
hashtagshittedonem:
#shittedonem
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sassyblackblogger replied to your post: sassyblackblogger replied to your post:…
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sassyblackblogger replied to your post: duaneremade replied to your post: If i cant loose…
and me. we r married. u better not have forgot about me.
of……course…….not……i love u
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duaneremade replied to your post: If i cant loose you in the dark I wont date you
-cries-
(((((((((((((((((((with the exception of u)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
If i cant loose you in the dark I wont date you
i dont want to do my homework so im going to prank call my mom instead :-)
how do i get a boy to cock-a-doodle-do allover me
fugrats:
fergalicious deaf
dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth okay
me: *gums start bleeding*
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed